Hard Corporate Life Fact

In the past few years,
1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines
* Scanner
* Printer
* Xerox Machine

2. I learnt to use 3 High End Software:
* Microsoft Word
* Microsoft Excel
* Microsoft PowerPoint

3. I learnt to use 3 great short cuts:-
* Ctrl+C
* Ctrl+V
* Ctrl+S

4. I learnt to say three very imp words for professional life:-
        * Yes sir
        * Ok sir
        * I'll Just Do That sir

5. When I really wanted to quit, I learnt to: -
        * Wake Up early
        * Sleep late
        * Continue to Work

       
6. I learnt to: -
        * Face Monday
        * Fight For 6 Days
        * Wait For Saturday
       
7. I learnt to give reasons to family frnds and relatives for not making
        * Phone Calls
        * Messages
        * Mails
       
8. I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones:-
        * Birthday
        * New Year
        * Festivals
       
9. In last one year, People say:-
        * You Learnt...
        * You Earned...
        * You Enjoyed...
       
10. But when I compare me with my self...
        * I just Sustained...
        * I just Tolerated...
        * I just Survived... for bucks
       
 11. I have survived:-
        * For convenience of my Family...
        * To avoid blame of Society...
        * To get tag of Employment...
      
12. When I already knew that I have got the wrong train.
        * I learnt to Rejoice...
        * To be Happy...
        * To Smile...

       

I learnt that corporate life and dreams can never meet... Because when they meet, both will lose their meaning...