Saturday, March 31, 2012

Today, am sharing a story of a Guy whom you would LOVE to HATE :)

Read this, and let it really sink in... Then, choose your outlook of life... whether if its a sunrise or a sunset....

Jerry is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" He was a unique manager because he had several waiters who had followed him around from restaurant to restaurant. The reason the waiters followed Jerry was because of his attitude. He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, Jerry was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation.
Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up to Jerry and asked him, I don't get it! You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?" Jerry replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, Jerry, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or you can choose to be in a bad mood. I choose to be in a good mood. Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or I can point out the positive side of life. I choose the positive side of life. "Yeah, right, it's not that easy," I protested. "Yes, it is," Jerry said. "Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the junk, every situation is a choice. You choose how you react to situations. You choose how people will affect your mood. You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood. The bottom line: It's your choice how you live life." I reflected on what Jerry said. Soon thereafter, I left the restaurant industry to start my own business. We lost touch, but I often thought about him when I made a choice about life instead of reacting to it.
 
Several years later, I heard that Jerry did something you are never supposed to do in a restaurant business: he left the back door open one morning and was held up at gun point by three armed robbers. While trying to open the safe, his hand, shaking from nervousness, slipped off the combination. The robbers panicked and shot him. Luckily, Jerry was found relatively quickly and rushed to the local trauma center. After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, Jerry was released from the hospital with fragments of the bullets still in his body.
I saw Jerry about six months after the accident. When I asked him how he was, he replied, "If I were any better, I'd be twins. Wanna see my scars?" I declined to see his wounds, but did ask him what had gone through his mind as the robbery took place. “The first thing that went through my mind was that I should have locked the back door," Jerry replied. "Then, as I lay on the floor, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or I could choose to die. I chose to live."
"Weren't you scared? Did you lose consciousness?" I asked. Jerry continued, "...the paramedics were great. They kept telling me I was going to be fine. But when they wheeled me into the ER and I saw the expressions on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared. In their eyes, I read 'he's a dead man.' I knew I needed to take action." " What did you do?" I asked. "Well, there was a big burly nurse shouting questions at me," said Jerry. "She asked if I was allergic to anything. 'Yes,' I replied. The doctors and nurses stopped working as they waited for my reply. I took a deep breath and yelled, 'Bullets!' Over their laughter, I told them, 'I am choosing to live. Operate on me as if I am alive, not dead.'" Jerry lived thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude. I learned from him that every day we have the choice to live fully. Attitude, after all, is everything.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

THIS IS A **TYPICAL CONVERSATION** b/w Lovers



She Gives a missed call to him .. and he calls her back..

She:  Hello!

He:  (are yaar...Raat ke 10 bajte nahin ki iski 2-2 second waali missed
calls shuru..pata nahi aaj kya bore karegi ) Hi ...kya baat hai..?

She:  kuch nahi...bas aise hi phone kiya...

He:  ( Aise hee ??? ye kya radio station hai ki aise hee .. velli !! Aur
Call kahan kiya ?.. khali missed call to diya hai, roz ki tarah... )
oh...ok ..kya kar
rahi thi meri jaan ??

She:  abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya...tum kya kar rahe the?

He:  (mai to lunch karke utha hoon na) mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam
hua.. ab...."Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon"
sun raha hu FM par....

She:  nice song..

(And then she hums a line from the song "Hum Tum")


He:  ( yaaaaaaaaarrrrr .. kyun bola gaane ka naam .. ab ye *
*Madonna**saare raag gaa degi yaheen .. Saala wahan koi chipkali 'kich
kich' kar rahi
hai ya .. ) hey!!!! tum
itni achchi gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha ..

She: *giggles*

He:  (ohhhho kya hansti hai .. aisa lag raha hai koi gaadi start kar raha
hai) Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls!

She:  yaha sab so rahe hai...agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge..

He:  ( Ekdum Correct...woh yehi samjhenge ki koi bhootni hai, kisi baat par
nataaz ho gayi hai ... ) Come on! Please!

She:  hattt ...I don't sing that well

He:  (  yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai... paka kyun rahi hai ) It was
really sweet. Please
gaao na dear ..

She:  mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan ..

He:  (mujhe tujhse jyada ajeeb lagta hai, dekh phyr bhi shaheed hone ko
tayaar baitha hoon) aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu...gaao na
She: tumhi keh sakte ho... warna …

He:  ( mai? saala mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai....is liye bola ) abhi tum
gaaogi ya nahi?

She:  kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho?
He: Sigh! Ok

She:  I don't have that great a voice .. ye to aise hee gaa diya tha ...
warna mai nahin gaati

He:  ( fir aise hee ??? bada ehsaan karti agar nahin gaati .. kaan mai se
khoon nikalne waala hai .. saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye teri awaaz sunke.. )
hmmmm

She:  theek hai... jab itni zid kar rahe ho... sirf ek stanza gaaungi theek
hai??

He:  ( abbe teri !!! fas gayaaaaa ... shittttt .. aur kya kya jhelna padega
malum nahi.. ) Great!!!!

She:  kaunsa gaana gaau ?

He:  ( tum kuch bhi gaao... meri to aaj by default neend haraam hai..
)Hmmmm. 'Mahiya'
from Awarapan?

She:  Nice song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai

He:  ( Thank God .. Text book chhodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol ... ) Dhoom
Machale?

She: Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi
He:  ( Aye tere nakhre .. mai to jaise mara jaa raha hoon teri awaaz sun ne
ke liye shakira .. koi bhi gaana gaa....mere kaan to pakne waale hai ) Cool


(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)


She:  Nahi jaan. I am feeling very shy!

He:  (to shuru kyun hoti hai .. ek bar shuru hokar khatam kyun nahin karti
jaldi jaldi .. ab kya eden gardens book karun, tab gayegi) Gaao na...pls
gaao na....teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana chahta hoon

She:   dekho...ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho ..

He:  ( Achchha ab tujhe manaane mai poore sheher ko phool leke bhejun kya )
No no. Tum shy feel kar rahi ho
na....is liye... Trying to make u comfortable ..

She:  Hmmm…

He:  ( ye makkhi ki tarah kya shuru ho gayi) please gaao na darling ..

She:  main kal gaaun ?

He:   Haaaaaannnn...jaaan bachi... nikal leta hoon...abhi mauka hai ) theek
hai jaisi tumhaari
merzi

She:  Hmmm

He:  Good night

She:  Good night

She:  Sweet Dreams.. Take care...

He:  Sweets dreams to u too... (kaahe ke sweet dreams .. sone degi tab na
ayenge dreams .. abhi 2 minute mai fir call karegi bore karne ke liye)


After a while She calls Him (sorry...that never happens, she gives only a
missed call) ...


She: Hey.. so gaye the kya?

He: ( nahi...current ka aavishkaar kar raha tha...ab teri call ke baad aadmi
ke clones banaunga ) nahi jaan.

She: kya kar rahe ho?

He: ( raat ko kya gili danda khelna hai... ) Match dekh raha tha
She: theek hai tum match dekho

He: ( phone rakhegi to dekhunga na .. ya tu running commentary sunayegi) Hey
it's ok... purana
match hai.

She: Did u feel bad I didn't sing?


(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)


He: (Bad eh? Crazy girl .. this was the luckiest day in my life, since you
didn't sing
) Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be comfortable
first.... tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi..... So, me waiting..
(maine to socha tha ki aaj bach gaya....dhatttt tereki :-( )


She sings 1 stanza from the song

'Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami.....'


He: Wow. Too good!

She: jhoot....mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi hai

He: ( saamne aa jaa, fir bataata hoon .. pagal kar diya .. chalo shukr hai
self realization hai... :-)... ) nahi darling you really
sing well.

She: nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho

He: ( very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya.....kyun bhagwaan kyun !!
mere saath ye julm kyun ) Cheee! Cheee! teri voice
agar itni buri hoti to main ab tak na sun raha hota

She: Hmmmm...theek hai. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao..

He: ( achcha mil gayi permission .. waise tera gaana sunne ke baad neend
kahan aayegi ab .. ) Good night!

She: Take care

He: You too

She: Hey....

He: ( arrre yaar..aaj ye nahi chhodegi ,,, ) kya hai sweety? .

She: sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi...
He: ( tu apni voice khud record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar !!  dimaag
ka dahi kar rakha hai .. lassi banaake peeja mere dimaag ki )
sachchi... Of course.

She: sirf jhoot

He: ( iski toh... !! jab pata hai to mujhse kya singing sensation ka award
legi !! phata dhol… ) Not at all. You
sing very well..

She: Hmmm.... tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night.
He: Good Night!!*

Wednesday, March 28, 2012


Awesome!!

Kaali maa ka pakka koi shrap hai
Nahi to apni kismat hi barbaad hai
Main diya le ke bhi dekhu to bhi nahi milti
Baakiyo ko aise de rakhi hai jaise prasad hai

Jiske ab tak samajh nahi aayi ki ye kiski baat hai
Usko to bhagwan aage bhi na mile uski yahi aukaat hai
Par mujhe to jaldi koi mast si bhijwado
Ab tak koi nahi mili, bhala kiye aise konse paap hai

Jo hame pasand aati hai 
ladki  wo already booked
Jisko hum pasand hai us kalmoohi ki aankhen crooked
Ghar se zor pad raha hai bhagwan bata raha hu ab
dosh na dena ek nirdosh marega kuwara jab.

Plz bhagwan kuchh karo...Reply Soon.



Krishna Ji Replied (To: All)


Ladki nahi milegi hero agar sabko aise hi pakata raha
Mere paas aana chahiye tha, 3 saal se hanuman mandir jaata raha
Chal ab tujhe ek mas
t upaay batata hu
Sab daudi chali aayengi aisa paath padhata hu

Jisko pasand karta hai pehle usko facebook pe add kar
Thoda thoda photo ko like aur thoda thoda chat kar
Ek din milne bula, thoda bahut ghuma aur gentleman ban ja
Phir achanak usko bhav dena band kar aur side hat ja
Phir dekh teri cut-piece kya bhaagi chali aayegi
Teri mast setting aur meri following bhi badh jaayegi

Setting ka scene chalaye rakhna par galti se kahi committ na kar jaana
Aur in sabse pehle facebook pe meri profile ka Fan ban jaana

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Once upon a time... I liked a girl and hence share the same with my friend..
He Replied --- Kya yaar "Kuch bhi"

I came back to home and thought kya yaar mera friend "Kuch Bhi"

Woh ladki toh "Kuch Bhi" this...

So i made a blog "Kuch Bhi"
Kuch bhi, has come up to "Make You Happy" with using Kuch Bhi tricks...

Main Purpose of this blog is to hasna hasana with unlimited funnnnsssss..

Kuch Bhi for Kuch Bhi Funnnnnn...

Haso aur hasaoooo...

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