THIS IS A **TYPICAL CONVERSATION** b/w Lovers

She Gives a missed call to him .. and he calls her back..

She:  Hello!

He:  (are yaar...Raat ke 10 bajte nahin ki iski 2-2 second waali missed
calls shuru..pata nahi aaj kya bore karegi ) Hi ...kya baat hai..?

She:  kuch nahi...bas aise hi phone kiya...

He:  ( Aise hee ??? ye kya radio station hai ki aise hee .. velli !! Aur
Call kahan kiya ?.. khali missed call to diya hai, roz ki tarah... )
oh...ok ..kya kar
rahi thi meri jaan ??

She:  abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya...tum kya kar rahe the?

He:  (mai to lunch karke utha hoon na) mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam
hua.. ab...."Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon"
sun raha hu FM par....

She:  nice song..

(And then she hums a line from the song "Hum Tum")


He:  ( yaaaaaaaaarrrrr .. kyun bola gaane ka naam .. ab ye *
*Madonna**saare raag gaa degi yaheen .. Saala wahan koi chipkali 'kich
kich' kar rahi
hai ya .. ) hey!!!! tum
itni achchi gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha ..

She: *giggles*

He:  (ohhhho kya hansti hai .. aisa lag raha hai koi gaadi start kar raha
hai) Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls!

She:  yaha sab so rahe hai...agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge..

He:  ( Ekdum Correct...woh yehi samjhenge ki koi bhootni hai, kisi baat par
nataaz ho gayi hai ... ) Come on! Please!

She:  hattt ...I don't sing that well

He:  (  yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai... paka kyun rahi hai ) It was
really sweet. Please
gaao na dear ..

She:  mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan ..

He:  (mujhe tujhse jyada ajeeb lagta hai, dekh phyr bhi shaheed hone ko
tayaar baitha hoon) aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu...gaao na
She: tumhi keh sakte ho... warna …

He:  ( mai? saala mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai....is liye bola ) abhi tum
gaaogi ya nahi?

She:  kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho?
He: Sigh! Ok

She:  I don't have that great a voice .. ye to aise hee gaa diya tha ...
warna mai nahin gaati

He:  ( fir aise hee ??? bada ehsaan karti agar nahin gaati .. kaan mai se
khoon nikalne waala hai .. saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye teri awaaz sunke.. )
hmmmm

She:  theek hai... jab itni zid kar rahe ho... sirf ek stanza gaaungi theek
hai??

He:  ( abbe teri !!! fas gayaaaaa ... shittttt .. aur kya kya jhelna padega
malum nahi.. ) Great!!!!

She:  kaunsa gaana gaau ?

He:  ( tum kuch bhi gaao... meri to aaj by default neend haraam hai..
)Hmmmm. 'Mahiya'
from Awarapan?

She:  Nice song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai

He:  ( Thank God .. Text book chhodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol ... ) Dhoom
Machale?

She: Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi
He:  ( Aye tere nakhre .. mai to jaise mara jaa raha hoon teri awaaz sun ne
ke liye shakira .. koi bhi gaana gaa....mere kaan to pakne waale hai ) Cool


(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)


She:  Nahi jaan. I am feeling very shy!

He:  (to shuru kyun hoti hai .. ek bar shuru hokar khatam kyun nahin karti
jaldi jaldi .. ab kya eden gardens book karun, tab gayegi) Gaao na...pls
gaao na....teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana chahta hoon

She:   dekho...ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho ..

He:  ( Achchha ab tujhe manaane mai poore sheher ko phool leke bhejun kya )
No no. Tum shy feel kar rahi ho
na....is liye... Trying to make u comfortable ..

She:  Hmmm…

He:  ( ye makkhi ki tarah kya shuru ho gayi) please gaao na darling ..

She:  main kal gaaun ?

He:   Haaaaaannnn...jaaan bachi... nikal leta hoon...abhi mauka hai ) theek
hai jaisi tumhaari
merzi

She:  Hmmm

He:  Good night

She:  Good night

She:  Sweet Dreams.. Take care...

He:  Sweets dreams to u too... (kaahe ke sweet dreams .. sone degi tab na
ayenge dreams .. abhi 2 minute mai fir call karegi bore karne ke liye)


After a while She calls Him (sorry...that never happens, she gives only a
missed call) ...


She: Hey.. so gaye the kya?

He: ( nahi...current ka aavishkaar kar raha tha...ab teri call ke baad aadmi
ke clones banaunga ) nahi jaan.

She: kya kar rahe ho?

He: ( raat ko kya gili danda khelna hai... ) Match dekh raha tha
She: theek hai tum match dekho

He: ( phone rakhegi to dekhunga na .. ya tu running commentary sunayegi) Hey
it's ok... purana
match hai.

She: Did u feel bad I didn't sing?


(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)


He: (Bad eh? Crazy girl .. this was the luckiest day in my life, since you
didn't sing
) Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be comfortable
first.... tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi..... So, me waiting..
(maine to socha tha ki aaj bach gaya....dhatttt tereki :-( )


She sings 1 stanza from the song

'Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami.....'


He: Wow. Too good!

She: jhoot....mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi hai

He: ( saamne aa jaa, fir bataata hoon .. pagal kar diya .. chalo shukr hai
self realization hai... :-)... ) nahi darling you really
sing well.

She: nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho

He: ( very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya.....kyun bhagwaan kyun !!
mere saath ye julm kyun ) Cheee! Cheee! teri voice
agar itni buri hoti to main ab tak na sun raha hota

She: Hmmmm...theek hai. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao..

He: ( achcha mil gayi permission .. waise tera gaana sunne ke baad neend
kahan aayegi ab .. ) Good night!

She: Take care

He: You too

She: Hey....

He: ( arrre yaar..aaj ye nahi chhodegi ,,, ) kya hai sweety? .

She: sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi...
He: ( tu apni voice khud record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar !!  dimaag
ka dahi kar rakha hai .. lassi banaake peeja mere dimaag ki )
sachchi... Of course.

She: sirf jhoot

He: ( iski toh... !! jab pata hai to mujhse kya singing sensation ka award
legi !! phata dhol… ) Not at all. You
sing very well..

She: Hmmm.... tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night.
He: Good Night!!*