Interview

Bill gates, the chairman of Microsoft was looking for an employee for his turkey project and invited bio-data for it. 20,000 applied, Ismail bhai from Hyderabad was one of them.

Mr. Gates called all the applicants in a large hall room and said: those who do not know java programming should leave the building. 10,000 left and 10,000 remained. Ismail bhai didn't know java but he thought he doesn't have anything to loose, so why not to take a chance, he can learn java later after he gets the job. Now Mr. Gates said: those who don't have skill in networking should leave. 5,000 left, 5,000 remained. Ismail bhai didn't leave as he thought that he can learn networking later after he gets the job, moreover he has nothing to loose, and why shouldn't he take a chance. Mr. Gates again said: those who have no experience working in Windows and Unix should leave. 3,000 left. Ismail bhai didn't leave. Lastly Mr. Gates said those who don't know turkey language should leave. 2,998 left. Ismail bhai and another person were standing in the hall. Mr. Gates said: OK, so you two guys meet all the criteria we need, fine. We shall run some test now. First you'll talk to each other in turkey language. Getting the instruction Ismail bhai very politely and casually asked the other person "Kya miya kaise hai ?" (How are you [in Hindi]) the other person replied "sab maze me chal ra, aur batau ustaad" (Everything is going fine [in hindi])!!!